iPhone Wanker

Similar to iWanker, an iPhone wanker is someone who feels the need to get out their iPhone for every occasion and quotes phrases such as 'I've got an app for that'

1: Dude what's the football score
2: Let me look; I've got an app for that
1: iPhone Wanker.

by j4k3y July 11, 2011

iphone gamer

Someone who claims to be a gamer, however, all he does that is game related is play free-to-play iPhone games. He probably doesn't own any form of gaming console. The only game probably plays besides iPhone games is Roblox.

Bill: Hey, want to speed-run the new Mario Game?
Chris: Sure!
WIlliam: Hey guys! I got this new cool iPhone game!
Bill: Shut the fuck up, Wlliam! You are such an iPhone Gamer!

by Plasmablaster November 18, 2016

iPhone Secret Handshake

I call the iPhone “the Secret Handshake“.

It’s always some secret move you have to learn; Swipe this way, Swipe that way, Tap three times, Push the UP volume then the DOWN volume then the OFF button to shut down, Swipe up, Stand on your left toe, Rub your belly, Pick your nose, Scratch your left boob (or testical), Pat your pussy (or your junk/basket)…

Testicular: “Shut down your iPhoney”
Booby: “I can’t remember, do I have to stand on my head for this iPhone Secret Handshake?”

by WhyIphoney January 23, 2022

FaceTime No iPhone

1. A basketball term for when you shoot the ball in someone’s mouth.

2. Receiving face from a female.

“Y’all saw that smothered shot, FaceTime no iPhone.”

“Your bitch gave me FaceTime no iPhone.”

by Theguy615 April 4, 2021

Iphone 11 Pro

A phone that looks like something from Area 51.

That Iphone 11 Pro looks like an alien.

by memecatdiscord September 30, 2019

Iphone douchebag

The douchebag who always answers every question by saying "oh let me look that up on my iphone 4", and always points out that he has an iphone 4 and you dont.

thanks alot, iphone douchebag.

by Slutzy. July 9, 2011

iPhone Pinky

A minor affliction resulting from excessive iPhone usage. Limited to a small area of the finger, iPhone Pinky is caused by the user's attempt of supporting the phone with the pinky to prevent it from sliding out of the hand. This causes the charging jack to chafe the skin of the finger, making the afflicted area sore, red and sometimes swollen.

She got addicted to her iPhone and it didn't take long until she got an iPhone Pinky.

by /M/L/ February 3, 2010