inventionation

Inventionation is the combination of inventing through imagination--it's what happens when a mad scientist meets his inner child.

Ryan was cooking up the last of his refrigerator's veggies, which had grown wilted and blah; wanting to save money and keep flavor, he created an inventionation that de-wilted them and reduced them back to full flavor and umami: using a wine vacuum, a handle-less lid, spray bottle tip, grape seed oil, vitamin C, and crushed chlies.

by Snickel Pickle August 29, 2016

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inventioneer

> noun
a completely "not made up" profession formed when a breakaway group of new inventors sought to distance themselves from "traditional inventors" by inventing a more legitimate sounding job description

HOT GIRL AT PARYY: So, Suzy said you're like, an inventor?

TRADITIONAL INVENTOR: Yeah that's right, did Suzy..

HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Just fuck off mate. Loser.

vs.

INVENTIONEER: Yeah I'm the Lead Inventioneer for HNC Health.

HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Oh wow. You must be really rich.

INVENTIONEER: Yeah I hardly even work these days... Just come in for the big jobs really...

HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Me and my girlfriend s were just about to go back to Suzy's for a girls hot-tub and champagne party. You wanna...

by dr snorpuss November 17, 2016

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Sinus Infections

Sinus infections are when your sinuses get congested with moist mucus. This also, if not treated, can turn into some great green thick royal icing that is great for decorating cakes and steaks. When left for months, the sinus infection can turn into a pool of slime, which can be emptied and use as nickelodeon slime. So next time you are watching someone get slimed, remember this. It may be you or your crushes mucus from a month ago. You can also use a humidifier to simulate vaping. Just shove it up your nose and it will literally do nothing… nothing. Its air. Also, if you do pot, you can get lung cancer or die. So shove that up your nose, too for a great aroma that will last even after you are buried from dying of lung cancer. Drink lots of the fluids that come out of your sinuses. It really helps your hospital fees go up. You can use a nasal saline spray to make more liquids. If you for some odd reason haven’t had a sinus infection, its okay, because I am going to describe it to you. It is like someone poured some slime ur your nasal cleavage and then shoved it through your ears and into your eyebrows. Just some great pain as if you are lactating out of your eyes. Also delicious.

Sorry, Molly. I already ate all of my sinus slime! Youre going to have to wait until you have your sinus infections

by Uterus Pesto August 24, 2018

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intentioning

Term coined by modern self-help and "life coaching" advocates to describe the process of mentally focusing on and visualizing what you want to achieve or attain, which will purportedly make it so. Pretty much the same thing as "The Secret's" "Law of Attraction", or the old "Power of Positive Thinking."

Instead of exercising regularly and losing weight, Sarah was convinced that simply intentioning the perfect body she desired was all that was necessary.

by Bob Egland November 16, 2007

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Intentional Fashion

Fashion garment/s that is purposeful and brings attention to and or positively benefits a worthy cause or charity. For example an awesome picture of a cool whale design on a tshirt, with a percentage of sales going to a whale conservation charity.

I found this cool little indy tshirt shop online, they stock all of the latest intentional fashion brands.

by 100% accepted definition March 19, 2019

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