inventionation 

Inventionation is the combination of inventing through imagination--it's what happens when a mad scientist meets his inner child.

Ryan was cooking up the last of his refrigerator's veggies, which had grown wilted and blah; wanting to save money and keep flavor, he created an inventionation that de-wilted them and reduced them back to full flavor and umami: using a wine vacuum, a handle-less lid, spray bottle tip, grape seed oil, vitamin C, and crushed chlies.

inventionation by Snickel Pickle August 29, 2016

Inventigation 

When the accused party "investigates" itself instead of allowing an outside investigation. Generally the results of the investigation are pre-determined by the investigating party to avoid responsibility.

US Army bombs hospital in Kunduz and refuses an independent investigation with Pres. Obama giving his blessing. The inventigation results were leaked 2 days before the official release, the day before 2015 Thanksgiving, and can you guess the results?

Inventigation by ChickenJim February 27, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008