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a completely "not made up" profession formed when a breakaway group of new inventors sought to distance themselves from "traditional inventors" by inventing a more legitimate sounding job description
a completely "not made up" profession formed when a breakaway group of new inventors sought to distance themselves from "traditional inventors" by inventing a more legitimate sounding job description
HOT GIRL AT PARYY: So, Suzy said you're like, an inventor?
TRADITIONAL INVENTOR: Yeah that's right, did Suzy..
HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Just fuck off mate. Loser.
vs.
INVENTIONEER: Yeah I'm the Lead Inventioneer for HNC Health.
HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Oh wow. You must be really rich.
INVENTIONEER: Yeah I hardly even work these days... Just come in for the big jobs really...
HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Me and my girlfriend s were just about to go back to Suzy's for a girls hot-tub and champagne party. You wanna...
TRADITIONAL INVENTOR: Yeah that's right, did Suzy..
HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Just fuck off mate. Loser.
vs.
INVENTIONEER: Yeah I'm the Lead Inventioneer for HNC Health.
HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Oh wow. You must be really rich.
INVENTIONEER: Yeah I hardly even work these days... Just come in for the big jobs really...
HOT GIRL AT PARTY: Me and my girlfriend s were just about to go back to Suzy's for a girls hot-tub and champagne party. You wanna...
by dr snorpuss November 17, 2016
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