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lethal injection

Society's solution for eliminating Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, murderers, and other worthless slime ball criminals from among the living.
Liberal judges can overturn life sentences and set imprisoned Crips and Bloods loose on the streets. The best way to keep Crips and Bloods from committing any more crimes is to use lethal injection.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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Injectitintomyveins

Used to express excitement for taking the coronavirus vaccine
Nurse: You're next
Me: Yessss, injectitintomyveins
by TheHummingbird February 1, 2021
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Dutch Injection

When a person farts near the air intake of a CPAP machine, forcing the fart air through their nose. The CPAP version of a dutch oven.
Jesus man... I had really bad gas last night and I woke up choking after I gave myself a dutch injection.
by JupiterCries December 23, 2016
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lethal injection

A euphemism for "putting people to sleep" which is a euphemism for "putting people down" which is a euphemism for "killing people"

A patethic attempt by the american government to "dress up" execution to make it seem like something good and humane. They think that if they make a bit of a ceremony out of killing people its okay to do it. Really just a big power trip for governers to make them feel they are great. Also greatly pushed by conservative bastards whose main worry is its cost-effectiveness that it wont take too much money away from corporate welfare.

Supposedly provides "peace of mind" to the family of the condemned's victims. If the governor happens to be a good man and clears death row the families go crying on the Oprah show about how hurt they were that they spared his life.
Anyone who is even the slightest bit dissapointed that ANYONE was spared of their life is the spawn of satan, and the fuckheads who can stare at a camera and hold their wives hand and say with a cold voice "We have decided that the best solution for this man is lethal injection" are cold evil bastards.

If the condemned doesnt fall asleep when they inject him he lays there awake with the power of his muscles gently slipping away making him unable to breathe and slowly suffocate. How about we give those lethal injection pushers a little taste of their own medicine and after 5 minutes give them the antidote and then ask them how they like it?
Good morning Sir, how would you like to die today? Lethal injection?? *big smile* heres a brochure of how its done, I promise it wont hurt.

Governor: Hey, look at me, I had fifty people put to sleep this year, wow I really do kick ass.

Ireland is a great country, this shit is banned by the constitution.
by towel401 October 4, 2004
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Lithium injections

A awesome band, some might say that they are the best band on earth. Very many people know about this band and you should be one of them!
"Lithium Injections" the best band ever
songs:rrracoon and many other songs to follow.
by lithium band June 18, 2010
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injection

(noun) the depositing of sperm in the vagina

see also squirting jam into a donut
"I'm going over to give Fat Annie a rubdown , a tongue bath and an injection."
by Jake March 24, 2004
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hot beef injection

me inserting my penis into my lady friend, wherever she desires it (nose, mouth, ear, etc.)
"Hey, Raquel u need a hot beef injection"

"Ok, how about u come over tonight, I really need it hard in the ear"
by 11yearsoldandtencentimeters August 1, 2009
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