illegal burritto

A mexican that has crossed the border illegally

Jose is a illegal Burritto

by JakeReptar October 16, 2009

illegalize

The process of making something illegal.

School should be illegalized.

by DidYouFeelTheMountainsTremble? July 6, 2009

illegal nigger

A phrase said to black people to say they don’t have their green card, or are an immigrant.

Me and Neidher were playing when someone saw that he was black, and called him a illegal nigger

by manual ramarez June 5, 2023

Physically illegal

Anything that is not within the confines of the laws of physics

1:"Joe walked up a wall this afternoon..."
2:"What? But isn't that physically illegal?!"
1:"Apparently not."

by IceBlast360 October 2, 2016

The Illegal Immigrant Fart

The act in which a woman farts normally; but instead of it traveling out into the crisp air for proper fermentation, it travels into the vagina with no greeting or documentation ready at the time of entry. The fart is then blown back out and deported as a queef. Afterwards, there is usually a sense of serious pain and regret for one's own existence. A want for a shower also usually follows.

"Wow, something stinks around here. It must be The Illegal Immigrant Fart because it smells like fish and shit."

by QuenchingQueefer June 6, 2022

illegal

something you do ALL the time, but you never get caugt doing so.
Word 2: Something you can do when cops are looking.

The illegal beer is for the Cop Party.

by anonymous July 9, 2003

illegal lemon

1. a fake lemon masquerading as a real lemon for profit or monetary gain
2. a perverted scene in fanfiction posted on a site on which the host(s) has explicitly banned writing of this type
3. any combination of the above
4. Cecille (see 3.)

Stupid illegal lemon! I didn't even get off on that fake-ass buzz!

*sexual scenes are banned from this site*
And then Harry inserted his pulsating appendage into Draco's eager hole...
*ILLEGAL LEMON -- YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED*

by The Other Other December 15, 2008