iceitis

Falling in love with diamonds to a point were you are sick. You spent all of your hard earned money to buy diamonds.

"Ever since the bracelet Johnny is suffering from iceitis."

by Tagone05 October 16, 2007

Illiterati

The opposite of the Illuminati, who take pride in their high level of knowledge and learning. An Illiterati takes pride in the fact that they are ignorant and refuse to learn (adjust their paradigm)often to the severe detriment of those around them.

Many examples abound, from the liberal screaming out News Media sound Bites to the clergy who says trust their judgment while molestation lawsuits rain upon them.

by Ironbrand April 23, 2005

emoji illiterate

Someone who doesn't know how to read an emoji.

I sent Tyler an emoji and he didn't understand, so he asked me what it meant. He is clearly emoji illiterate, but I can teach him the meaning to all of them.

by The Googly King May 2, 2016

computer illiterate

unable to use a computer without phoning half the population to help out.
(i've got a virus what do i do) LMAO
the unluckiest man alive must have had nearly every virus in the book (See SBS) Solution learn about PC's before you get one!!!!

(I don't Know what i'm doing HELP ME). SEE SBS

by Rupert Winkle June 26, 2004

c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte té chez Wal-Mart

Translation: It's not a church here you are at Wal-Mart.
Said when you shop at Wal-Mart and you know they use 3rd world child labor and dont particularly care.

It's not a church here, you are in hell....we are all going to hell in a hurry anyways you can exploit at will.

regarde la belle chemise designer dans le rack avec le bonhomme jaune juste 1,49$...comment y font?

Ostie!c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte té chez Wal-Mart

by notSmiley February 1, 2006

c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte

Translation: It's not a church here.

Meaning: You can do whatever you like in this place, there are no special rules.

Go to France for an example

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 7, 2003

computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man 9father) or old lady (mother)

boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde

by Sexydimma November 7, 2012