husband material

hua cheng

Hua Cheng is husband material.

by real gay person November 10, 2021

Husband Hole

Colloquial term for the 2015 female who is not trying to have her a$$hole plummeted by a boy she is casually dating

Another term for Anal Sex

"He asked to stick it in my Husband Hole after one date"

by Juicystar07 August 26, 2015

Husband's Duty

A status where you MOST forget bout your social life or any fun activity to remember you are married, and that includes doing the shittiest duties a man can ever be asked to do...

-Jenny's gotta period and she needs some tampons...i'm now on husband's duty

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

husband stitch

After a female has a baby they stitch the busted vagina to how it was before she had a baby. The husband stitch is that extra stitch that makes the vagina tighter than before the female gave birth.

Hey doc, go ahead and add me a husband stitch in there.

by Evergreen boys February 6, 2009

husband chair

Otherwise known as "the Schmuck Chair". The husband or boyfriend just sits there in the only chair in the women's section looking like a schmuck, because there is nothing else to do.

Lilly would say "just wait for me while I try these clothes on... there, in the husband chair..you know, Schmuck chair".

by Mo Budak January 5, 2009

Husband Stealer

A dirty rotten hoe that steals husbands and other peoples children. If you live in Leeds, UK keep your husbands locked up or she'll take them.

Woman 1: "That Tracey Mackie has been seen with Susans Husband"

Woman 2: "She'll rob him blind and split up his family cos she's a husband stealer'

by SardineMethod1940 July 15, 2010

Husband Eclipse

When you have two husbands, a lesser husband to rule the night and a greater husband to rule the day, and one husband stands in front of the other, that's a husband eclipse.

Never stare directly into a husband eclipse.

by Silverflesh37 March 4, 2011