When you have a good heart: You help too much. You trust too much. You give too much. You love too much. And it always seems you hurt the most.
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A person who believes that religion should be disregarded pertaining to matters of the state or nation. Secular humanists may not necessarily be atheists or free-thinkers, and may even be religious or spiritual. Instead of living to please supernatural beings, secular humanists prioritize the well-being of humans, and some others are also concerned with animals and the environment. Most secular humanists don't rely on faith, myth or superstition to guide decision-making, but instead use reason and science.
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The human body, in its systematic nature,
has 3 primary objectives:
1) Procreate
2) Food Intake
3) The elimination of waste
This is the human equation
One half is feces, the other mammal
The human is shit.
This is what you've become
The end result of human stupidity
Another mesh of flesh with no dignity
A solid waste with dull neuronal activity
2000 years from now
they'll discover our copralite
learn of disease and parasite
enough to know what made us tick
enough to make them sick
anatomy...
scatanthropology...
the study of man
Micturate - here's to your health
Defecate - upon the self
Felch - the goddamn sphinct and
Gurgle - it's disgusting contents
Playing king of the hill
On a mountain of manure
On a planet called earth
Mirroring what we're worth
We are nothing but a failure
Evolution took a shit
In my heart, through these eyes
Humankind in its own shit resides.
2000 years from now
they'll examine our copralite
gain perspective and insight
enough to know what made us tick and
that we're made of shit
The human body, in its systematic nature,
has 3 primary objectives:
1) Procreate
2) Food Intake
3) The elimination of waste
This is the human equation
One half is feces, the other mammal
The human is shit.
This is what you've become
The end result of human stupidity
Another mesh of flesh with no dignity
A solid waste with dull neuronal activity
2000 years from now
they'll discover our copralite
learn of disease and parasite
enough to know what made us tick
enough to make them sick
anatomy...
scatanthropology...
the study of man
Micturate - here's to your health
Defecate - upon the self
Felch - the goddamn sphinct and
Gurgle - it's disgusting contents
Playing king of the hill
On a mountain of manure
On a planet called earth
Mirroring what we're worth
We are nothing but a failure
Evolution took a shit
In my heart, through these eyes
Humankind in its own shit resides.
2000 years from now
they'll examine our copralite
gain perspective and insight
enough to know what made us tick and
that we're made of shit
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Get the Humans mug.The irreligious belief that works like a religion without a god but is instead focused on the present welfare of other people regardless of religion, race, ethnicity,culture or any other calharacteristic creating any group of people
Most humanists are usually people who are atheists but can also be religious
Christian dinner: " thanks god for my food *so on so fourth* amen"
Humanist dinner: (in mind) "man the farmer must have worked hard for this produce we must be very grateful
Most humanists are usually people who are atheists but can also be religious
Christian dinner: " thanks god for my food *so on so fourth* amen"
Humanist dinner: (in mind) "man the farmer must have worked hard for this produce we must be very grateful
Religious person who found out im an atheist: I thought all people who didn't believe I'm my god(s) where evil but you seem to have high morals, why?
Me: I'm a humanist I prefer to look at the present welfare of others rather than fear something that might not exist at all and tolerate people of all walks of life regardless because we're all people
Me: I'm a humanist I prefer to look at the present welfare of others rather than fear something that might not exist at all and tolerate people of all walks of life regardless because we're all people
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Neo-Humanism is a lesser known religion/philosophy created by two individuals known to me only as The Philosopher and Jeydehn.
The main rules are as follows:
1.) Do not impose your culture and ways on others, but if they so seek your knowledge, you are obliged to teach them.
2.) Perception is everything.
3.)The only good is kindness, the only evil is hurt.
4.) Good exists only because of its contrast from evil. Evil exidyd only because of its contrast from good.
5.) Killing in the name of your god is the highest sin.
6.) There is enough wrong in this world without you being here. Strive to make a positive influence.
7.) "I think therefore I am"- this saying explains that anything which thinks exists. But does everything that exists think?
8.) Religion is philosophy on drugs.
9.) Every number is equal to One, Zero, and Infinity.
10.) Death is the worst thing that this world has to offer you; every other fear is an illusion. Once you have mastered the fear of death, you have mastered life.
11.) Magik, prayer, and meditation are one in the same.
12.) Earth is but one of the few bubbles of life in the black seas of infinity. We were not destined to travel far- and yet it is are primal instinct to do so.
13.) Both your brain and heart hold your inner truth. Follow them.
Neo-Humanism is a lesser known religion/philosophy created by two individuals known to me only as The Philosopher and Jeydehn.
The main rules are as follows:
1.) Do not impose your culture and ways on others, but if they so seek your knowledge, you are obliged to teach them.
2.) Perception is everything.
3.)The only good is kindness, the only evil is hurt.
4.) Good exists only because of its contrast from evil. Evil exidyd only because of its contrast from good.
5.) Killing in the name of your god is the highest sin.
6.) There is enough wrong in this world without you being here. Strive to make a positive influence.
7.) "I think therefore I am"- this saying explains that anything which thinks exists. But does everything that exists think?
8.) Religion is philosophy on drugs.
9.) Every number is equal to One, Zero, and Infinity.
10.) Death is the worst thing that this world has to offer you; every other fear is an illusion. Once you have mastered the fear of death, you have mastered life.
11.) Magik, prayer, and meditation are one in the same.
12.) Earth is but one of the few bubbles of life in the black seas of infinity. We were not destined to travel far- and yet it is are primal instinct to do so.
13.) Both your brain and heart hold your inner truth. Follow them.
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