by dark10304 April 10, 2003
A naive university student who works at a greenhouse over the summer between semesters, unaware of what a 'hoser' is, thus causing all his friends to break out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
Dave R.: "I got a new nickname this summer, my boss calls me a garden hoser."
(Friends laugh)
Dave R.: "What? What's so funny?"
(Friends laugh)
Dave R.: "What? What's so funny?"
by marcuspolacus October 16, 2010
by laurenhope April 27, 2006
A person who puts a group of people in tough situations. A person who sets an operation up for failure, day in and day out.
by - Bambino July 05, 2015
Hey wanna head down to the river behind my ranch?
That's your apartment that's built next to the river, scrub hoser
That's your apartment that's built next to the river, scrub hoser
by x15x November 24, 2015
by Thiressh June 20, 2022
Another term for: “Dentist Assistant”
A mongrel who will literally suck every bit of hydration from your gob.
(Gob. A slang derivative of the word *mouth*)
They continually fail to achieve their one and only purpose: To keep their hose from sticking into your tongue.
Most of them don’t initiate or hold any conversation and usually look like they regret all their life choices leading up to that point.
A mongrel who will literally suck every bit of hydration from your gob.
(Gob. A slang derivative of the word *mouth*)
They continually fail to achieve their one and only purpose: To keep their hose from sticking into your tongue.
Most of them don’t initiate or hold any conversation and usually look like they regret all their life choices leading up to that point.
Bogan 1: “Aww man guess what. I had to go to the dentist the other day, and the Gob Hoser sucked all the spit from me mouth.
Bogan 2: “What a dipstick”
Bogan 2: “What a dipstick”
by Modest_Sphincter August 07, 2020