Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose

I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome

by Rionox January 24, 2023

Log Hoser

Someone that pees on poo poo

The water was turned off but Drew still took a dump and Patrick didn't want to be a Log Hoser so he peed outside.

by Coin Comedy July 28, 2011

Garden hoser

A naive university student who works at a greenhouse over the summer between semesters, unaware of what a 'hoser' is, thus causing all his friends to break out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

Dave R.: "I got a new nickname this summer, my boss calls me a garden hoser."

(Friends laugh)

Dave R.: "What? What's so funny?"

by marcuspolacus October 18, 2010

double hoser

(noun): a hooka bong with two hoses for two people to smoke at the same time

Yo, hit this double hoser with me.

by Jack_123 November 10, 2008

Gob Hoser

Another term for: “Dentist Assistant”

A mongrel who will literally suck every bit of hydration from your gob.

(Gob. A slang derivative of the word *mouth*)

They continually fail to achieve their one and only purpose: To keep their hose from sticking into your tongue.

Most of them don’t initiate or hold any conversation and usually look like they regret all their life choices leading up to that point.

Bogan 1: “Aww man guess what. I had to go to the dentist the other day, and the Gob Hoser sucked all the spit from me mouth.

Bogan 2: “What a dipstick”

by Modest_Sphincter August 6, 2020

scrub hoser

A stupid bitch that has no life and talks like a hillbilly.

Hey wanna head down to the river behind my ranch?
That's your apartment that's built next to the river, scrub hoser

by x15x February 4, 2016

Captain Hoser

A person who puts a group of people in tough situations. A person who sets an operation up for failure, day in and day out.

"Captain Hoser made the schedule, we are totally hosed."

by - Bambino July 19, 2015