Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.
I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.
A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.
Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!