Hork Slam

When you absolutely Shit on someone in a video game.

EX: Blake: "I absolutely HORK SLAMMED THAT GUY INTO THE GROUND!"

by Sammyy1 November 30, 2020

Porpus Hork

A crusty and almost always foul smelling substance which grows under the fat folds and rolls of extremely fat and dirty people. Sometimes can be found on the corners of the mouth.

"Dude, what smells like porpus hork around here?"

"Yeah, I think its that fat guy who works in publishing, he just waddled past us to the handicapped bathroom."

by knucklehair May 26, 2011

hork-idge

The phlegm and clogging inside your throat or nose that you may be trying to spit out, hereby making the horkidge noises to remove said phlegm. Sometimes the result of eating dairy products such as ice cream, or the common cold.

"Elaine sure has alot of hork-idge from eating that malt, that sound she makes is so narly."

by thegirlDJ January 1, 2009

hork crunchies

peices of undigested food,
stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or maybe even cough up a lung.

why do you have hork crunchies?

maybe you decide to cough up a chunky one. why?
cause there's crunchies stuck inside you!!

by #1_shit_stabber June 26, 2009

Hork

To whore one's food or beverage in a hoglet type manner

Rich just horked my tasty beverage!

by Rich Connor March 4, 2003

horking out

Eating large amounts of food quickly and indiscriminately at a party of other social gathering. Stuffing your face in public without concern for social nicities.

Oh man, I was so hungry at Barb's party that I just hit the snack table and was totally horking out for like 10 minutes.

by Shane Hawkins July 16, 2007

Pork Horking

The act of completely submerging your entire head inside a woman’s vagina. Usually practiced with medical supervision.

“I went out Pork Horking for the first time last night and almost died but that puss was fire!”

by MrRogers_real April 16, 2023