Heisman

Its 4th and Goal and you are mid-wipe about to finish your growler in a public restroom. The stall door abruptly opens due to the fact the door was unlocked, thus causing you to put your other hand out to block the door from being opened. With one hand in mid-wipe mode and the opposing hand giving the straight arm to the door you find yourself in the proverbial Heisman Trophy position.

Dude, I had to squeeze one out before my flight at the Airport today and the lock on the stall door was broken. Someone tried to walk in right as I was getting ready to wipe so I had to give him the Heisman.

by Saul Rosenburg November 17, 2006

hoesmobile

jeremy lyons POS car

see also Slutride; Fukcar

by Kirk Cannon April 19, 2004

hoeishness

People that are fake or act stupid in ways you dont liek or agree on

or just dump people you hate

"dog im bout to give him a meat shot"..."man shut yo dumb as up stop with your hoeishness leave him alone"

by Grim aka Avi September 22, 2006

heismanziel trophy

A once prestigious award, given to the nation's best football player now reserved for the most acne-covered, homosexual athlete in college football.

Johnny football finished with Drake and rose to accept the award but soon realized his mere acceptance of the heismanziel trophy made it worthless.

by Wenonahthing November 27, 2013

hoeish act

when someone sucks too many dicks

thats a hoeish act

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

hoeisum

When a female has hoe tendencies and cannot help herself

I am so sick of this girl and her hoeisum

by Izzybelle99 November 15, 2017

hoeksma

A brilliant man who is verry hot. When he gives class you get a boner

You are as hot as hoeksma

by Fishnipple March 8, 2022