hoe 

A tool who's only purpose on this planet is plowing.

Jarred- Do you know where to get any hoes?

Home Depot guy- aisle 6 sir.

Jarred- thanks!

hoe by yourmomshoe January 10, 2008

Hoe 

A garden tool

Farmer 1: "Wheres the hoe for the garden?"

Farmers Wife: "The hoe is in the shed honey."

Hoe by Don't mess with DaBoss March 12, 2011

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Its 3:10 a.m. and I'm pretty sure I'm looking for one. Most likely you are too. However, the catch is if you are a farmer. In that case, you are most certainly looking for two different hoes. But seriously, one is responsible for the agricultural movement that occured around 4000BC, allowing man to efficiently grow massive quantities of crops. The other hoe also came to existance around 4000 b.c, allowing man to contract massive quantities of STDs.

I would love to hoe this fertile land
I would love for this hoe to get the fuck off of my fertile land

I spent a lot of money on this hoe but I got some nice crops
I spent a lot of money on this hoe but I got some nice crabs

This hoe works the land real freaky nasty good
This hoes works the land really nicely

hoe by PWJ January 6, 2009

Hoe 

Someone that that breaks up with someone for a dumbass reason and immediately starts to date someone else

That girl Shaniqua is such a fucking hoe

Hoe by Shawn King September 2, 2018

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Misspelling of 'ho' (short for 'whore'), confused with a tool for gardening.

Guy #1: Look she's a hoe!
Guy #2: No dude, she's a ho.

hoe by j_b December 31, 2005

Hoe 

A girl who has no standards, wears tight clothes and looks nasty.

"Dude, Kathy's such a hoee!"

Hoe by babycakesss! April 23, 2010

hoe 

A garden tool which used to break up the soil to plant shit!! duh..what do you think it is

i got 2 dirty hoes in each hand

hoe by hitlers child January 20, 2007