hojogasm

An orgasm induced from the words/actions of Hojo/Mr. Excellent/Matthew Lesko/my bitch.

"Mr. Excellents speech last night made my groin shiver until I had an ultimate HOJOGASM."

by Matt/Matty May 12, 2004

hobjob

When a person hobbles around giving a blowjob.

Lady Gaga is great at giving hobjobs!

by Jackie Crab August 19, 2009

honjo

1 an object that is ugly, stupid ect.
2 someone that is an idiot, ugly, dumb ect.
3 an exageration

1 that car is honjo
2 jeff, you looked like an honjo
3 this burger is honjo nice

by pijay.c January 5, 2010

Hodorable

The words hot and adorable combined to make Hodorable.

Another word for cute/adorable

The girl in the glasses is so hodorable.

by Biffz June 25, 2010

hodgo

"hodgo" or Peter Hodkinson, is a british orienteerer.

yo, did you see that gangsta hodgo orienteering? It was totally awesome.

by CycloneNimrod August 15, 2006

Hodor

A single-word text message meant to suggest that the sender is currently in the nude and possibly occupied. Often though not always sent by a large, dim-witted male with a very large penis. When such a message is not sent by a large, naked, dim-witted male with a very large penis, the recipient is meant to assume that the message was in fact sent by a large, naked, dim-witted male with a very large penis.

Texter 1: d00d wer tha FFF r u? wr sp0zd 2 b n englash cls!!!
Texter 2: HODOR!
Texter 1: o! ther's a big man! lol

by sharkvstree December 26, 2011

Hodor

A Hodor is the lowest state of a male who has been Friendzoned. A "Hodor" gets called up to drive the girl places, move furniture, listen to rants, and in general do chores while wearing a placid smile and maintaining a clueless disposition. Also can be used as a verb (Hodor'd, the act of being made a Hodor)

Comes from the "Hodor" Game of Thrones character

Girl : I really need someone to help me move this fridge across town to my boyfriend's new place
*ring ring*
Hodor: Uh, Hodor? ("hello?")
Girl : Come over and move my fridge, OK, because that would be really sweet of you
Hodor: Hodor! ("I'll be right there!")

by J. Lannister October 8, 2013