hobolingus

To perform any Lingus - analingus, cunnilingus - on a hobo because, well, they're up for anything!

Cool dude: Hey, where's Kris?
Lontzy: Home sick. Said he wasn't feeling too good. Last I saw, he walked to the homeless camp looking for some hobolingus.
Cool dude: WHAT?! What was he thinking? You can't lick hobos!
Lontzy: That's what I was thinkin....

by HoboLuv March 5, 2020

Hobnailing

To shamelessly pander for a Pulitzer or other, similar award, especially by choosing as one's theme, certain hot-button social issues that the committee would likely feel obliged to vote for. (Possibly a conflation of Hobbes' "war of all against all" with Machiavelli's advice to give lip-service to virtue but act viciously.)

"A comic strip about breast cancer? That's just hobnailing!"

by Zla'od July 1, 2021

hobgobblin

A household spirit dat voraciously devours all da edibles it can find.

Little Johnny's mom caught him with his hand in da cookie jar, so he couldn't use da hobgobblin excuse as to why da cookies were disappearing. :P

by QuacksO December 3, 2021

Horngoblin

A “Horngoblin” is a term used to call someone who is extremely horny.

That girl wants to have sex every minute of the day, she’s a damn horngoblin!

by TheMonkeKing April 5, 2022

Honolina

A person who is very realistic about any and everything, an important soul.
An adventurous crackhead, who lives on YOLO (you only live once) . A very caring human being whom we all need sometimes in our lives.

Everyone needs their Honolina.

by Peniamina November 21, 2023