Hippocrates

1. The "father of modern medicine." A Greek man who formed the basis for modern medical practice.

2. An egregious misspelling of "hypocrites."

Dumb person: Nothing I hate more than Hippocrates!
Rational person: What did the father of modern medicine ever do to you, man?

by Intelligence001 May 9, 2024

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A “hippo”crite is someone who calls people fat when they themselves are obese. Bonus points if it’s behind their own friends back!

(Hippocrite) Erika: She is a fattie that always eats
R2: Girl like you don’t?!

by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025

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Hippocrotamus

A person with an ego of mammoth proportions, too large to fit the standard "hypocrite" label.

Girl 1: I can't believe Mary had sex with Jamie after they've only dated a month, what a slut.

Girl 2: Didn't you hook up with some guy you'd known for 2 hours last weekend? You're a hippocrotamus.

by Girl Interrupted August 30, 2010

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1. (n) A hipster who is also or is also being a hypocrite; A hypocrite who is a hipster; A hipster.

2. (n) A portmanteau of hypocrite and hipster.

Pronunciation: hipə · o · krit · ster

Nearly synonymous with hipstercrite

Justin: Did you know Austin buys most of his clothes at dolce&gabbana but he won't shut up about his stupid mustache peirced nipples and other general hipster crap he might be pretending to be into?

Matt: Man, Austin is such a hipocritester.

Justin: Uh, i think you mean hipster.

Matt: Yeah, same thing.

Other Matt: What?

by Novelel June 2, 2011

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