When your girl gets mad at you for liking other girls' pictures but posts dozens of tits and ass pics for other dudes to like.
-Friend: My girl posts tits and ass for other dudes to like but gets mad as soon as i like other girls' pics.
-Me: That's hoepocrisy my friend.
-Me: That's hoepocrisy my friend.
-Me: That's hoepocrisy my friend.
-Me: That's hoepocrisy my friend.
by Bago_Fit_Arm December 8, 2018
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Someone who is overweight telling someone how to diet while they eat a damn triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease and spray you with food particles while you trembling with hunger pangs and eating some kale washed down with emerald green juicer extract after you just lost 50 lbs.
That dill hole was hypocrisplaining me about my diet while eating a triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease! What a dork knot! Yea, he's a douche. Always has been.
That dill hole was hypocrisplaining me about my diet while eating a triple cheeseburger dripping bacon grease! What a dork knot! Yea, he's a douche. Always has been.
by Lord Bigness July 29, 2020
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by Freshpanties November 21, 2016
Get the Hypocrisy mug.Transparent hypocrisy - like preaching temperance from a bar stool; C-SPAN (seen all those televised proceedings that were promised during the election campaigns?);
- like claiming to be a patriot while giving aid and comfort to the enemy (raising a question about whether the Supreme court decision might somehow eventually allow an imbalance in citizens rights while granting a non-citizen terrorist the full legal rights of a citizen)
- is like worrying about global warming, but not about your globetrotting airplane habit or mansion-sized electric bill
- like claiming to be a patriot while giving aid and comfort to the enemy (raising a question about whether the Supreme court decision might somehow eventually allow an imbalance in citizens rights while granting a non-citizen terrorist the full legal rights of a citizen)
- is like worrying about global warming, but not about your globetrotting airplane habit or mansion-sized electric bill
by op_position February 5, 2010
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Dude 1: Dude those two chicks making out are so fuckin hot.
Dude 2 (to himself): Thats homocrisy dude.
Dude 2 (to himself): Thats homocrisy dude.
by number 42 March 16, 2010
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Did you hear Obama's speech? It had so much hypecrisy in it!!
He said, "We have a profound interest, as I believe every country does in, promoting a core principle which is large countries don't bully smaller countries, they don't encroach on their territorial integrity, they don't encroach on their sovereignty..."
He said, "We have a profound interest, as I believe every country does in, promoting a core principle which is large countries don't bully smaller countries, they don't encroach on their territorial integrity, they don't encroach on their sovereignty..."
by OGloc January 26, 2015
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