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hibernating bear

The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.
Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water

Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks

Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore

Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever

Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle
by Nature Lover December 24, 2007
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Scottish Hibernation

Occurs during the winter when a bear, most commonly of the grizzly or kodiak family, needs to find a nice warm cozy spot to take a several month long nap. What separates this special type of hibernation from the usual kind is that this bear finds a ridiculously floppy va-jay-jay and crawls inside it for the duration of the cold months.
Tom: Hey did you see Patty walk by? It looks like she's put on about 400 pounds in the pelvic region!

Stan: I know, I noticed that as well. Then again, it's almost winter, so I bet that bear we saw in the forest the other day is getting ready for a Scottish Hibernation.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009
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Facebook Hibernation

Verb/noun.
1) To reduce the amount of log ins into Facebook.
2) To stop using Facebook for an extended period of time, typically ranging from one month to five months
Joey decided to go into Facebook hibernation.

Because the finals are approaching, Susan decides to go into Facebook hibernation so she would be more committed to and have more time to study for her classes.

Jack Facebook hibernated for nearly two months!
by Zeuskog April 22, 2009
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Hibernia

<noun>
Hibernia was the name the Romans gave to the large island West of Britannia (which was their name for modern Great Britain) which we now know as Ireland.
I think they should've kept the name Hibernia because it's better than Ireland. Afterall, we DID keep Britain as this island's name.
by Stuart Fletcher January 17, 2005
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hibet

Jobless lazy free loader most likely on wellfair
That hibet doesn't even pay rent.
I'm not going to stand in line like some kinda hibet.
by Free bird February 1, 2014
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hibernight

During winter nights, adult demographics are more likely to stay within the confines of the abode due to the harsh conditions outside.

Throughout winter, one of the four cyclical seasons, the human species tends to show bear-like signs. The main tell-tale activity adoption being hibernation.
Lady: I don't know what to do this weekend.
Man: Perhaps we should go and stay at a hotel, and hibernight. It'll be joyous.
by beardedmcbeardyface May 31, 2017
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hibernate

to breathe peacefully safe in the knowledge of the beautiful unknown
Tru: "I miss the times when i could hibernate in your room without disturbance."
by Krkič December 27, 2019
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