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The Guitar Hero

Putting your index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and then twiddling them back and forth like you are stringing a guitar.
Yeah I gave Becca the Guitar Hero last night, she couldn't stay still!
by tom petty and tim January 3, 2008
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20-yard hero

A person who waits until he is a safe distance from nightclub doorstaff, bouncers or other security personnel before launching a volley of often personal abuse and claiming he could take them all on and win when in reality said person would get destroyed. The safe distance of 20 yards is sufficient to ensure a getaway can be made without fear of reprisal as a chase often ensues afterwards.
Kev was refused entry to the club last night, he was seriously pissed off about it and gave them a good kicking.

No way dude, I heard he got owned and then started mouthing off at them after he'd run away, he's just a 20-yard hero pussy.
by toot09 April 9, 2011
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protest the hero

An aspiring metal band out of Ontario that embodies anything intensity could be construed to be. The range of the vocalist is impressive and amazingly flawless performed live, the drummer couldn't possibly make better use of his double bass pedal, and the guitarists pull off intricuit and beautiful parts. There's nothing more demanding than their sound, and they have the off stage personalities to pull it off. They're all around talented kids with an amazing work ethic and over powering stage presence. Not to mention great lyrics.

People who call this music emo probably can't even begin to comprehend the lyrics.

Kids who so pretentiously consider themselves music connoisseurs would only be able to appreciate music like this if they had an eclectic taste. None the less, this band and every band deserves respect no matter what your opinion of their sound is.
"Protest The Hero sucked at the vagrant stage! What are those emos donig on warped tour?!"

"High voices don't mean emo, low voices mean average. Talk to me when you can hit those notes, pull off those riffs, and get stage presence and a record label to back you up."
by Savvy Rae September 8, 2008
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Maltby Heroes

The legendary drivers of Maltby lorries who display Pork Scotch's cone in the back in order to taunt important security guards and provide amusement to everyone else. Otherwise known as comic geniuses.
Flobule: Look Dad, the cone's still there! Why don't they take it out?

Dad: Because they're heroes, son. Maltby heroes.
by Benny Twadge May 18, 2009
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Hogan's Heroes

1. A Hit T.V. show series that showed in the early 1960's and proceded through the early 1970's. Which was about a bunch of Allied prisoners in a P.O.W. camp(led by Col. Hogan)in Germany During WWII which caused mass DESTRUCTION to the Nazi war Effort By tricking the Luftwaffe and Gestapo in numerous ways with out ever getting caught. Hogan's Heroes, definitely brought out the TRUE meaning of WWII.

2. Col. Hogan- one of the most extraordinary Colonels (An extreamly Smart person) or possessing super smart quick mental thinking under great pressure.
1.
-without Hogan's Heroes, Hitler would've positively won WWII with out a doubt in anyone's mind.

2.
-Maybe I can't beat him physically, but im definitely gonna pull a Col. Hogan on his ass.
by Kevin Ajemian July 22, 2008
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Captain Hero

One of the most messed up characters in Drawn Together, Captain Hero is a parody on Superman. He is also a necrophiliac, enjoys S&M, is a bisexual, has a childish personality and possibly a mental disorder, is at times a cross-dresser, practices bestiality, had a romance with Xandir, Foxxy, Bleh, and Unusually-Flexible-Girl.
"By the time I get there, the girl is either already safe, or dead. Either way, there's going to be some serious fondling."

~Captain Hero.
by Alexxx April 30, 2006
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waist band hero

The act of taking ur boner/partially erecteed woody and cautiously sliping it into ur waist band of ur shorts to eliminate the sticking out of the wang. ***very helpful in a group seetting 2 avoid awkwardness -- (usually the go-to guy in terms of the boner evasion)
*Not necessary if your wang is 2.5 inches or less*
In a quick moment, they had to stop hookin up and run Hence, the girl got up and told Peter to get up
--however--Peter didn't want that lonely boner being evident so he called out to the Waist Band Hero and she never knew
by wingman of the isolation September 17, 2006
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