blood helmet

When a girl on her period sits on your forehead, leaving a crusty red coating.

I had my girlfriend sit on my face when she was on the rag, and she gave me a blood helmet.

by Manpigbear April 12, 2011

dark helmet

Dark Helmet is a character in Mel Brooks's movie Spaceballs (acted by Rick Moranis)

The ultimate rip of the Star Wars character Darth Vader.

WHAT?! You went over my helmet?!

by James Lowe September 21, 2004

Grandpa's War Helmet

A colloquial expression referencing the penile cock head of an old, perverted male.

I've been watching you all night. Are ya interested in seeing grandpa's war helmet? Get away ya perv.

I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017

Gabe helmy

When you see a guy in a pineapple suit and you make out with him

Wow I wanna Gabe helmy him.

by Why amialive July 12, 2018

bulletproof helmet 3000

The best kind of the bulletproof helmet, but you've probably never heard of it.

Gangster fortnite gamer: What's the name of the helmet?! I'll look it up right now!
MaximilanMus: Alright, look it up then.
Gangster fortnite gamer: What is it called?!
MaximilianMus: It's called bulletproof helmet 3000, you piece of shit! You're starting to piss me off.

by Ancient Grease March 10, 2019

Helmet Nazi

Person or group who neurotically harrasses you to wear a helmet on your bike, even though riding in a car, carrying laundry down stairs, or just walking across a street statistically causes more serious or fatal head injuries every year.

God, that Helmet Nazi Kathy was practically foaming at the mouth when I told her I didn't need headgear!

by salu1999 September 21, 2011

turd helmet

That little bit of shit which often remains on the head (or tip) of a guy`s prick after he is finished ass fucking someone. Usually has homosexual/gay connotations.

"I hate when you butt fuck a bitch and she gives you the turd helmet."

by PKD Fan March 14, 2015