Two words - Handsome hunk
Heinz is an nice attractive young person.
A lady killer in disguise,his charm is so powerful you'll know its him from a mile away.
Heinz is an nice attractive young person.
A lady killer in disguise,his charm is so powerful you'll know its him from a mile away.
by Hainz November 22, 2021
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by QuacksO March 29, 2021
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by Random_soviet_guy June 10, 2019
Get the Schnizel Heinz mug.by Megmcc June 4, 2015
Get the heinz mug.Jake: Have you had some of that *random brand name* ketchup?
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz
by AllKnowingTree October 21, 2021
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Get the Hold back the Heinz mug.1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
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