I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun

Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!

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When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.

Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!

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2: haha yes of course i love H.J. Heinz

H.J. Heinz by Hydrata November 24, 2019

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When a women is on her rag (period) and she queefs and blood spatters upon her undergarments or anything that is near at the time being.

Cindy was flowin and i pulled out and she atomic heinzed all over my walls and it looked like someone committed suicide.

a stupid rich girl who just so happens to be marrying all these rich people and keeping their names

Don't let your daughter marry too many men or she may end up a Teresa Heinz Kerry.

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A disaster, the Kerry campaign's cause of death. A Democrat myself, the only word that came to my mind when she spoke at the convention was "Ugh".

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A anonymous account on YouTube, Twitter and Discord

Have you seen that anonymous account Schnizel Heinz? He's on social media's but no one knows who he is

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