Heinz Bauman

A handsome person that just wants to take your Virginity. If you see him, say Hello.

Heinz Bauman took Joel-Noahs Virginity.

by CrystalKnight March 4, 2024

Heinz 357

Refers to a ketchup dat either comes in a huge --- i.e., "magnum" --- container, or is super-spicy, and so it really delivers a humongous "wallop" when tasted.

I usually prefer mild-tasting food, so I guess "Ell Passo" on da Heinz 357, thank you.

by QuacksO March 29, 2021

Schnizel Heinz

A anonymous account on YouTube, Twitter and Discord

Have you seen that anonymous account Schnizel Heinz? He's on social media's but no one knows who he is

by Random_soviet_guy June 10, 2019

Heinz

The only legitimate ketchup brand.

Jake: Have you had some of that *random brand name* ketchup?
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz

by AllKnowingTree October 21, 2021

heinz

To catch up in a thread or chat or post

I have been tied up all day, it will take forever to heinz this conversation.

by Megmcc June 4, 2015

Hold back the Heinz

A process in which someone has yet to spill the beans.

“Come on steve, don’t hold back the Heinz”

by JAMLENOM February 3, 2018

Heinz

Beautiful and loyal boy who will always be by your side in the good or the bad. He hates school but loves playing all kinds of sports, specially soccer.

He is humble and kind and never keeps a word to himself. He has that beautiful smile that always knows what to say in the exact moment. He is hard to get, but once you fall for him you'll know that he will always make you feel special.
He is like a Super Hero to everyone. Best friend you can have and even though It's difficult he falls for you, if he does you might be from out of here.

Girl-see that guy? He is just an example of how a boy should treat you
Gurl- He is a Heinz

by By sportHFS November 21, 2021