heavey

A useless person who is unable to function without spouses funding.

That heavey is a proper larry

by Fiachra November 7, 2007

matt haney

A political Bro who tries to milk the woke voters by taking and posting selfies of himself all the time. A total selfie, self promoting hoe

You see that politician pull a Matt Haney by showing up to the BLM rally and take/post 10 selfies of himself and leave after 5 minutes so he could go chug IPA’s with his bros while watching a golf tournament.

by TotalRecallSF November 26, 2021

henney and purple

an alcoholic beverage called Hennessy AKA henney mixed with grape soda or juice

hey send some of that henney and purple in my glass

by nalydttocs December 30, 2011

Heavey Face

A distinct face type that displays square foreheads, defined brow bones , and huuuuuge heads. This face is usually very hard to get rid of genetically as many generations in the same family will have the same distinct look.

Vince Vaughn's heavey face is so pronounced that it makes George Lopez look like a pin-head.

by Vonnie3 May 26, 2016

heavey weight

Not a light weight

Bro I’m a heavey weight

by Yassotrue January 26, 2018

Haney kids

A group of greaseballs who have nothing better to do than take butane hoots, start beef they cant handle and fuck the ugliest bitches in the lower mainland

Those haney kids are so greasy

by Cam whitaker May 31, 2018

Haney Lallman

Someone who’s ready to get married to their first boyfriend ex suck a nigga dick one time and you a hoe

That girls such a haney lallman she wanna get married and weve only hung out once

by Immabadbitchucantkillme November 19, 2018