headlight

A big pimple or zit, usually bright red and/or throbbing, right smack in the middle of your forehead. It is usually very conspicuous and someone will almost certainly call you out on it.

John: yo man... Did you see how good Cindy looked today?
Joe: ya dude.. So hot... Except that big headlight of hers almost blinded me.

by anonu April 22, 2010

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

heading

when lesbien 1 spreds her legs and when lesbien 2 bends over with a lubed up head and runs towards lesbien 1 and inseerts her head into liesben 1 minge repeatly for added pleasure

fiona: nives would u do me the honour of inserting ure finely lubed head into my large opening;)

nives: ofcourse fiona i do love heading u ever so much

by jim23 December 25, 2007

headlight whore

You know those people you see driving down the road at 1 in the afternoon on a sunny day with their headlights on for no reason? Yeah, those people.

Buddy, stop being a headlight whore and turn your headlights off, the sun is blinding my vision enough.

by Bumfuzz1 July 27, 2010

headlights

(n.) The lights on a car that luminate the area directly in front of it. Garuanteed to change on every model.

(n.) large breasts.

Shit, that guy turn down his headlights before he causes and accident.


Woah! Headlights! *receives head*

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Dead heading

Catching flighs on differenct airlines; free riding.

To get free rides around the world by dead heading on scheduled airline flights.

by Carlos_themexican May 15, 2006

Headington girls

A girls school located near Oxford full of preppy girls who think they're all that and act like they're clever when really it's the chinese students keeping up the school average. Oh and of course, just when your wearing your uniform around town means you have the right to look down on other people.

"OMG, i go to Headington girls and i'm the best person in the whole world"

*sigh* "bitch, shut-up"

by normalperson1234 April 28, 2011