slimy hatchet wound

the vagina

The odor emitting from my girlfriend's slimy hatchet wound was reminiscent of a yeast infection. Much to my surprise, upon wakening this morning, she had a loaf of wonderbread between her thighs.

by weave April 2, 2003

Hairy Hatchet Wound

a pussy or vagina; denoting a woman's sexual genitalia

I'd sure like to get into her hairy hatchet wound.

by Boozer August 16, 2005

noela hatchen

The most incredible person in the universe. sometimes refered to as the sexy goddess of the universe for her incredible looks, as well as other qualities included but not limited to: kind, caring, loving,unique,amazing,honest,friendly,a very hard worker,funny, courteous, intelligent,strong both mentally and physically,cheerful, good listener,clever, as an amazing way with words, and again is the most incredbile, non self centered person who really wants to make the world a better place.

you just gave $5 to that homeless guy? damn, you a noela hatchen in the making.

by handsome sexy hugh jackman August 28, 2010

Hitchervictorian

A hitch hiker that travels all around the state Victoria, in Australia.

That person is a hitchervictorian.

by budgetgod June 29, 2017

scooter hitcher

someone who jumps on the back of an old or disabled persons electric mobility scooter to get around quicker. it is also so much funnier if you ask them first or even more if they offer it to you!

the party starts in 10 minutes how you gonna get here on time?

im an expert scooter hitcher, ill make it!

by mr ess February 21, 2009

Turd Hatchet

A small cutting device that can be used to cut feces up in a toilet before flushing, either to keep the toilet from overflowing or so the feces won't streak the toilet.

Clarence used the turd hatchet.

by itsdodobaby December 6, 2009

Running over hatchet

A homosexual act one man offers another

I was so excited when my boyfriend ask if we can try running over hatchet

by S. Scales July 19, 2019