someone who jumps on the back of an old or disabled persons electric mobility scooter to get around quicker. it is also so much funnier if you ask them first or even more if they offer it to you!
the party starts in 10 minutes how you gonna get here on time?

im an expert scooter hitcher, ill make it!
by mr ess February 22, 2009
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