Juice harp 

A pussy

I played her juice harp until I heard a chord.

Juice harp by rotton cotton December 10, 2011

nose harp 

When a persons nose hair is clearly visable.

Cor blimey look at the nose hair on that bloke,you could hold them together and play the hairs like a nose harp.

nose harp by E stop yed May 30, 2008

fart harp 

A small machine made of a rubber band, wooden sticks and a spool. The rubber band is put through the spool and the sticks are wound tightly on each end, creating tension. The user then sits on a wooden or metal chair with the fart harp under his butt. At the proper moment the "harper" leans to one side, allowing the fart harp to spin against the hard chair. This creates a loud farting noise.

He was thrown out of class for sounding a "fart harp" in the middle of the lecture.

fart harp by teetiger October 18, 2008

meat harp 

any instrument played by a wanker

"that cat sounded like he was blowing a meat harp"

meat harp by John Worley May 29, 2008

Eva Harp 

DAMN. Shes bisexual and hawt, what a keeper ;)

Courtney the lesbian: "That's Eva Harp!? She's bi? Wow I'm so happy!"
Charlotte the moist bruv: "Damn, she's hawtttttt"

Eva Harp by Evahxrp December 4, 2020

Eva Harp 

Bisexual and hawt ;)

"Wow, that's Eva Harp!? Is she bi!"
"Damnnnnnn she's hawt"

Eva Harp by Evahxrp December 4, 2020

Rusty Harp

When a male eats a female’s asshole while simultaneously fingering her vagina with a minimum of two fingers

Oh God, Oh wow, I walked into the nutrition room and saw Salman giving Karina a Rusty Harp.

Rusty Harp by pikachu AA June 14, 2021