Handjob Goddess

A female whose hands were sculpted by the gods of Olympus. She is bred to perform jerking of the male genitalia with precise form and beautiful motion, that of a true goddess. Her tension will have you preferring her services over your own hands that you never thought would be replaced.

Bro 1: Bro, I got a handjob last night.
Bro 2: That's it? That blows bro.
Bro 1: Nah bro, it was by a handjob goddess, I actually came.
Bro 2: Whattt?
Bro 1: But she aimed my own weapon at me.
Bro 2: Eww brooooo

by franzschubert March 20, 2011

handsome

someone good-looking, charming, and possess an attractive aura to attract girls.

eg. Kelvin Chua Yao Hui

by Ruud July 1, 2004

Handjob in Helsinki

Trump's sole purpose for his "summit" with Putin.

Donnie Trump recently flew Air Force One to pleasure his Russian boss, Vlad Putin, with a handjob in Helsinki.

by Uncle Joosie July 22, 2018

Caribbean Handjob

The results of pissing off an island girl who than grabs a Brillo pad and jerks you off.

I don't know what I did to piss Olga off but I won't be able to walk for a week after the Caribbean Handjob she just gave me.

by RBAK June 30, 2016

Defensive Handjob

When a female takes a male back to her room or goes back to his room, but does not want to sleep with him and instead calms him down or deflects his advances by giving him a defensive handjob. It is only a defensive handjob however if the evening's activities stop there, for instance intercourse immediately changes it from a defensive handjob to the normal foreplay variety of handjob.

No mate, I only got a Defensive Handjob.

by CrackFox91 October 30, 2010

Handholding

It is a type of expression used by people by using their hand and holding another one, you are able to do this to any hands, even your own.
The act itself is indecent, unchristian, and will make you pregnant if you don't have protection like gloves.
The government does not advise you to participate in this act,you should stop immediately if you try to act upon it, or have feelings to do it.

Man: "Holds hands with Woman"
Woman: NONONO LET GO OF ME YOU CREEP MY FATHER SAID HANDHOLDING WILL MAKE ME PREGNANT, I DONT WANT TO BE A MOTHER THIS EARLY ON

by Magolor, the blue bastard June 17, 2021

handlobraes

a mix of "handles" and "cobra" originated from a forum user typing "my car handles better than a cobra" and instead skipping over and getting "my car handlobraes better than a c"

HA HA I'm Handlobreaseing!!!!!1

by susan July 6, 2003