hamjelly

A 700 pound naked fat woman. If you see one, it will burn out your eyes.

Look at her! Its a hamjelly!

by dark samurai08 August 3, 2004

hasselhot

When rating a woman's looks, this is the peak of beauty, reserved to only the most beautiful women. It goes beyond uber hot and rediculously hot. The frame of reference is from the god of male beauty, David Hasselhoff

"Hey, check out that girl on the street, she's unbelievable, she's freaking hasselhot"

by Bob Swarley March 23, 2008

hasselhoffin

Whenever you are really drunk and you smash down some food

I just caught Dave Hasselhoffin like tweleve krystals.

by sphibcter x May 12, 2009

applying himself

To work hard, and own up to one's self-mistakes. Basically, changing their lazy actions and start working themselves.

Ethan forgot his homework again!? He needs to start applying himself and now!

by Skillfulgibbon13 April 1, 2017

Dirty Hammel

When you’re on the phone with a girl (or guy) and you get a semi-hard on, and then you put your semi into your own ass hole…and then realize being gay is okay

Hey baby…my ass is super relaxed and I’m a wee bit hard. I think I want to do a Dirty Hammel because pussy just doesn’t do it for me today.

by HouJack January 1, 2023

lost in hamslation

When there is so little meat, and so many other crappy things on a sandwich that you nearly forget what is supposed to be the main ingredient.

Wow Gerardo, when you loaded this up with 1/2 lb of iceberg and half a slice of turkey it doesnt seem so special anymore. Lost in hamslation for realises.

by shoffnee October 9, 2014

a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.

I was drag racing my Friend the other day and I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008