retarded hampster

my friend Daniel

hey whats up retarded hampster

by Bappo Hotel October 15, 2021

hampster bitch

A female with incredibly bad hygeine and/or is super slutty without shame or fear of disease.

Shes such a hampster bitch, she wanted to know what disease you have before you have sex.

by danythegirl May 15, 2018

Hampster Horay

The act of making love to a hampster with a biro

I fucked my hampster so hard it coughed ink! Hampster Horay

by Hampshire3321 October 15, 2008

hampstering fb

When you scroll down facebook like a hampster on a wheel. Just going down and down and down glazed over in boredom.

I need to stop hampstering fb and go watch McGuyver.

by spinal365 January 20, 2011

hampster booty

a big, round, booty, that is really flat though. It makes you picture a hampsters booty, because it is round and smooth. Can mainly be found on librarians and large women.

That librarian is such a bitch, her hampster booty grosses me out!

by ava555 June 20, 2011

Hampster

It's the real way to spell hampster.

"I like hampsters."
"Me too! Just like I like balls."

by Gamergirl4lyfe4 March 2, 2022

thirsty hampster

When a guy lays across an open sunroof and gets their dick sucked like a hampster drinking water from a spout.

I was a thirsty hampster and gave my boyfriend a blowjob in his car.

by MrDavch February 25, 2024