Hammered

(Seattle slang) adjective, used to describe ugliness in people, usually females, as if their hideous face could only be explained as "hit by a hammer".

She's cute right?" "Nah she's hammered!

by GHSchick April 19, 2011

Hammered Harmer

Anyone who spews on a bus... Started by Daniel Harmer after spewing on a college bus after getting "Hammered" on 4 Bottles of Lambrini.

(Bus Trip)
Daniel: *SPEW*
Calum: OMG We have a Hammered Harmer here.

by Calum90 October 23, 2008

hammered shit

Ugly. Most God awfull ugly one can imagine

I remember when she was the prom queen. After 5 years on her back, paying for crystal meth she is ugly as hammered shit

by robvic62b December 28, 2005

Penguin Hammered

So drunk you waddle around like a penguin. It doesn't hurt to be wearing an original penguin shirt.

Damn my buddy was penguin hammered last night, he couldn't even stand.

by Slim Daddy Love June 20, 2012

hammered

The state of mind in which one is beyond the reach of the normal world. In some cases a good thing, because it is easier to score while hammered than while sober.

"So I got way hammered last night, and woke up lying in a dark alley next to a girl I never met wearing a trash can on my head. It was awesome!"

by KaiserMonkey September 8, 2003

Hammered-Halo

Hammered Halo is a drinking game developed for the Halo player. You play with a lot of people (Idealy 8-12 people) and whenever you die you take a shot while you are waiting to respawn. As the game progresses you end up doing better or worse depending on how well you hold your liquor. If you win the round then you have to take 3 shots.

Adam: Dude I got so drunk playing Hammered-Halo last night.
Me: Yeah I know, I couldn't even play correctly.

by evil_lion15 January 6, 2009

Hammered

1.(Adj.)To be Super ugly, used in black culture.
2. (adj.)Drunk out of your mind.

1. Dude that girl is soooo hammered.
2. Your so hammered. You see unicorns.

by lilJT April 7, 2009