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hamish

haha dude its hamish...look at that fucking giant
by DFMB January 29, 2009
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hames

Irish Slang meaning complete mess.
The plastic surgeon made a hames of me arse
by J Shirley January 5, 2005
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Habesha

100% Habeshaz in da room... (100% Eritreans or Ethiopians)
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Hamish and Andy

The funniest comedy duo in the world! They are on 92.9 (wa) and the equivilant radio stations around Australia at 4-6pm. Hamish is very hot and loves fred bassit. Andy is Megan Gales boyfriend and seems to control hamish a bit and is not too fond of Fred Bassit. But we love him too :)

ily guys!!! hope you see this ;P
xxxx
person a) Did you hear hamish and andy last night????
person b) YES! they were hilarious!! i almost wet my pants listening to them
by moooooooooooooooooooooooooo April 22, 2009
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New Hampshire

A state in the northeast of the United States. States that border it include Maine (the colder, more lobstery New Hampshire), Vermont (New Hampshire's evil twin), and Massachusetts (an inferior, square-ish version of New Hampshire). These states are all a part of "New England" and were some of the first states to become colonies.

According to American legend, New Hampshire surfaces from the depths of the ocean every four years at election time, when it is then paid an inordinate amount of attention for two-to-four weeks before sinking back into the murky, mystical land of Libertaria. At the primaries, often as much as sixty percent of New Hampshirites show up to vote.

It is an un-diverse state with its ethnic population growing to as much as -1,000,000% in the past four years. New Hampshire parents tell their children that if they capture an ethnic minority he will grant them three wishes and then disappear.

It is known as "the Granite State," though Vermont actually possesses more granite in its soil than New Hampshire. Some New Hampshire icons include moose, lobster, maple tree leaves, and the late Old Man of the Mountain (a face-like protrusion from rockface locate at "the Notch"; this natural formation was lost to the state shortly after being printed on all New Hampshire license plates and the New Hampshire quarter, when the thing finally fell off the damn mountain).

Much of New Hampshire is agricultural and poorly-populated. Some almost-well-known cities, however, include Manchester (Manch Vegas), Nashua (Nausea), and Concord as the state capitol.

Though New Hampshire is thought of as a backwards-ass hickstate and is known to be fiscally conservative, the state is surprisingly socially liberal. As of January 2008, same-sex civil unions are now permitted. Lesser known than this, the state is actually home to some trailblazing legislature in the areas of mental health and domestic violence.

New Hampshire is a strongly libertarian state and even has a libertarian party. Close to fifty percent of voters are registered independent.

Arguably the most interesting thing about the state to those who move there is a lack of zoning laws. Laconia, NH is a particularly remarkable city where even fastfood chains can own lakefront property. In other parts of the state, one can easily observe mobile homes directly next to mansions.

New Hampshirites have esteem for only one-to-three other states, varying with the occasion and context. These states are Maine (often held in high esteem for its relative northness), Vermont (occasionally held in esteem for its New Hampshirey qualities), and Minnesota (sometimes held in esteem for its epic coldness). Visitors from Massachusetts often receive only disdain from New Hampshire natives, who insist that those from Mass (often called "Massholes") only visit so they can buy New Hampshire's relatively cheap vices (liquor, lottery tickets, tobacco), drive like crap all over New Hampshire's roads, and ski like crap all down New Hampshire's mountains.

New Hampshirites are a proud people whose motto is to "live free or die." With no seatbelt or helmet laws over age eighteen, some make the case that the state motto ought to be "live free AND die."
"Let's get some maple syrup and New Hampshah it up in heah!"
Translation: "Let's get some maple syrup and New Hampshire it up in here!"
by Cyrano de Bergerac January 21, 2008
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Hamish

An amazingly attractive guy. He's got dusty blonde hair, a little curly and sticks up off his head. He's got incredibly soft skin and beautiful green eyes that u get lost in. His smile lights up the whole world. His laugh is everything & u do everything u can just to hear it. His body..fuck. His lips are so soft & he's best kisser. He's passionate, sweet, kind, caring, funny, lovable, selfless, flawless, handsome and adorable. He gives the best hugs on the planet. Super easy to fall for. U'll want to be with him 24/7, even just to hang out or talk or cuddle. U'll start to fall in love with the little things. Like the way he'll look around to find you so he can wave goodbye. U'll live for the moment when he catches you staring and gives you a cheeky smile. The best feeling in the world - when u catch him staring at you. U'll smile so big that ur cheeks hurt, ur face will go red and ur stomach will feel like there's a million little butterflies in it all. Has the best manners and is so sweet. Just one look, smile or conversation will turn ur day from crap to amazing. The kind of guy that u imagine a future with. He'll make u smile and laugh 24/7. If ur lucky enough to date a Hamish and call him urs, keep him forever because u'll never find another like him. U'll want to spend every moment u can with him and he's super easy to fall for because he is literally perfect. Hamish is a living god.
Girl 1: hey do u know Hamish
Girl 2: yeah, he's a literal god
Girl 3: tell me about it
by UnREAL16 May 21, 2019
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new hampshits

The incorrect, ignorant, faggot way of saying "New Hampshirites". Mostly said by people who have never been to New Hampshire.
Faggot- Hahaha, people from New Hampshire are New Hampshits!!!
New Hampshirite- Shut up, you've never even been to New Hampshire.
by GoNH004 May 2, 2006
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