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A person of Portuguese descent who is well-endowed
Damn, that Pork Chop taking a piss in the urinal next to me has a huge dick, he's definitely a Hanbone
Hanbone by edohc bro July 23, 2011
Hãm-bŏn (n)
French origin, used by French as a derogatory term

Ill-bred, inbred and unsightly little Welshmen.
Everyone is Wales is hambon!
Hambon by The real Craig David August 25, 2005

breakfast ham-bone 

A breakfast ham-bone is a raging boner that your roomie has that many guys like to suck on.
I often have a breakfast ham-bone first thing in the morning!
breakfast ham-bone by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

hambones 

Large handles found on the waists of freshmen females, used as handles while conducting intercourse or for spooning. Often the cause of poor self esteem while wearing pants or skirts that are 3 times smaller than their actual waist size.
"Hey Jen, Look at that girl's hambones. It looks like a spare tire of fat around her waist."

"OMG, my hambones are soooo brused. I was conducting intercourse with Kevin last night and it was rough. I hope he hasn't found out that I'm in high school."
hambones by Chinese Tourist May 3, 2006
an excruciatingly boring professor, one who is obviously too friend out to comprehend the level of boredom that the class rises to when the lesson plan has begun.
Did you hear the HAMBONER today? Soooo boring, it's almost unreal. I wish we had a less HAMBONERISH teacher...
HAMBONER by GalwayGirl July 3, 2009