Hamborger

The hamborger is said to taste like ur mum ಠ_ಠ.

I ate a hamborger whilst unsubbing to t-seiries

by FaZe hamborur June 12, 2019

squished hamburger

Squishing your bare ass cheeks against a window (preferably an eating establishment with seating right at the window) and shitting. While shitting, you ensure the proper smearing technique is used to create a pastel effect on the window.

When I was 8, my Dad and I went to get a poutine and chili dog. On the way home he introduced me to the art of the squished hamburger on the window at Mel's Diner. I plan on passing this gift for generations to come.

by C- bass September 23, 2007

In Hamburg wirst´ abgestecht

"In Hamburg wirst´ abgestecht" is northern german (Hamburg) slang saying: In Hamburg (the city) you will be stabbed.

Hans:" Hamburg ist so eine schöne Stadt! Ich möchte unbedingt nach Hamburg!"
Peter:" Gehe nicht nach Hamburg, in Hamburg wirst´ abgestecht!"

by Nyancat_151 September 1, 2021

Hamberders

What you feed the best college football team in the White House when you selfishly shut the government down because you can't get what you want.

I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders, etc.

by jermwash January 15, 2019

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.

I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.

by Don Engel May 17, 2004

obama hamburger

eating a hamburger while shitting in the mouth of your lover and singing the star spangled banner

I gave her an obama hamburger on the fourth of july!

by mama obama bahama February 19, 2014

hamburger

A very tasty food which consists of beef, hamburger buns, and a wide variety of toppings incuding, but not limited to: Mustard, Ketchup, Pickles, BBQ, Bacon, Lettuce, Onion. The best hamburgers can be found at bars or are homeade.

You can find fake, nasty hamburgers at many fast food places.

Burger King...more like King of fake burgers! Bob's Bar in the small town of Smallville has the states best hamburgers!

by Meijer's! October 10, 2005