guest blogging

The act of blogging for someone else, in place of someone else, or on someone else's blog.

This week, Spot is guest blogging on Rover's blog. Hope it is not too rough.

by Skip M. December 15, 2007

guest blogging

The act of blogging for someone else, in place of someone else, or on someone else's blog.

This week, Spot is guest blogging on Rover's blog. Hope it is not too rough.

by Skip M. December 15, 2007

Java Guest

The name for the creatures who use irc java chat. They come and start randomily ranting or cussing about 'sex0rzsff' 'pokemoins' or even 'havck0ringz'. Javas tend to create words in the english language on the fly, and never make sense. The concept of font size, spelling, and basic self-control are lost to Java Guests. It is important to remember to never say hi to one for then they start focusing on you, after their real goal: cyber sex. If you did make a mistake and contect one, you can not ignore them, this will cause them to start flooding for no reason. Your only choice is to /ignore.

*Guest2345 has joined#mIRC
Guest2345> hey sup all
Guest2345> sup
Guest2345> marlitof ssdv
britney> hey
Guest2345> hey wuts up
Guest2345> wanna cybersd
britney> No :/
Guest2345> sajksdav
Guest2345> sdda
Guest2345> dfggdtre544545er
Guest2345> PIKACGHUPIKACHU
Guest2345> sder3433324ewewd
*Guest2345 has QUIT ( Quit )
@ace> Wtf was that?

by markFBI March 25, 2005

unwelcome guest

A synonym for 'asshole'. He/She disturbs your mental peace, is one of the main reasons why you have lost your faith in humanity, and might be the reason why you end up going to jail convicted of murder.

"I wanted you to know that you are an unwelcome guest, and the sooner you leave lesser the chances of you being hacked to death."

by Shrutz March 12, 2015

uninvited guest

another name used for an unexpected erection gained while in a difficult social situation

one might suffer an uninvited guest during class due to the female classmates attire (or lack thereof) and needs to concentrate on other non sexual feelings in order to calm 'the beast within'

by SoosterFly December 21, 2010

guest hole

a manufactured or cosmetic orifice for non-genital sexual intercourse (in order to avoid adultery; a marital rift; adultery). it is impersonal and prim like a guest room. one needs protection to use it. ease of cleaning is important. it can be likened to a kangaroo's pouch or a pocket. one may be obtained through grafting, lasers, or a simple hot knife. do not masturbate with your guest hole as it will (and should) bring you no pleasure.

I'm happily married with children but I really want your cock, so please just put it in my guest hole.

My ass and my vagina are already taken so put it in my guest hole.

My vagina has a waiting list so please put it in my guest hole.

by Ali G. January 03, 2006

Guest-Bedurbator

1) One who masturbates in bed while staying as a guest in someone else's house, apartment, condo, ect.

2) One who masturbates in bed while staying at a hotel.

1) Host: What's this all over my guest bed sheets?
Friend: Oh, didn't Randolfski stay crash here last night? He's a guest-bedurbator -- he probably jacked off into them.

2) Dude, not only is Randolfski a bedurbator, but last week when we were on a trip and sharing a hotel room he Guest-bedurbated while he thought I was asleep!

by corkboard2 March 23, 2011