morning grumpy

defecating in the toilet first thing in the morning

Bobby Knight left the bathroom door open a sliver so he could still talk and take his morning grumpy.

- Rick Reilly

by homersimpso90210 October 8, 2009

i’m taking a grumpy

Slang. It’s what you say when you want to take a 💩.

Hey bro! Hurry up! Do you mind? I’m taking a grumpy

by B-rizzle May 3, 2019

mean grumpy

n. is a poop that is especially bad and stinks up the whole bathroom, it is often paired with lots of grunting and pushing.

dude, i just dropped a mean grumpy in the bathroom.

by jojoboneroo February 7, 2006

Gumsy

Scottish slang. A Gumsy is a alternative way of describing a Blow Job.. i.e when a female sucks on a mans penis..
It possibly refers to a blowjob from a girl with no teeth, commonly found in numerous Glasgow schemes.

Stu: Hey baby, let me hit that sweet clunge of yours..
Random Girl: No you cant today, im on the blob..
Stu: How about a cheeky Gumsy then..?
Random Girl: OKAY!whap it out, It will be my pleasure..!
Stu: YALDY

by StuAndrewz April 30, 2009

grumpy

slang term for the act of defocating.

Dude! don't go in there... I just took a grumpy man!

by Ragnar October 24, 2002

Grumpy Blumpkin

Combination of the Grumpy Munchkin and the Blumpkin.
When a woman sits on toilet and takes a shit while a guy sits in her lap and shits into the toilet while the girl is reaching around with her mouth and giving him a blowjob.
Woman has to be on the bottom incase of horrendous taco shits.
Female flexibility is key!

Big Cat: Hey you know that really skanky waitress from that restaurant.
Little Cub: yeah. What about here?
Big Cat: Big Cat totally got the Grumpy Blumpkin from her.
Little Cub: NFK

by little cub September 24, 2009

Grumpy Woman

Grumpy Woman = British Woman

"Americans are upstarts"

"Stop saying that, grumpy woman!"

by Grumpy Woman September 15, 2009