get the groundhog to see his shadow

my dear breaking bad fans, it means to get a boner

marie: If I can get the groundhog to see his shadow, you get on right out of this hospital Hank. (paraphrased)
hank: I never get erections

by terribleDefinitionsInc August 24, 2022

St. Louis Groundhog

The first person spotted peeing in an alley behind one's building, signifying the official beginning to spring in downtown St. Louis.

It must be Spring. I just saw a St. Louis Groundhog out my window!

by Pasqual12 April 14, 2014

Ass Groundhog

A person who pounds so much rectum they only see their penis one day a year

jim and matt pound each others ass's like a pair of ass groundhogs

by twiSSt September 20, 2006

Chinese Groundhog Day

The act of biting the head off a bat to see if there will be 6 more weeks of quarantine.

Wuhan celebrated chinese groundhog day a little to hard this year.

by KSC707 April 28, 2020

The Groundhog

A position for The Penis Showing Game. In this position, take one of your testicles and put it on the outside of your pants. Then, once they see the first one, roll the other one out along side it.

Alex: Hey guys, check out what I found in the closet.
Everyone Else: (walks into closet)
Alex: (pulls out The Groundhog) THE GROUNDHOG!
Everyone Else(male):Oh my God, they're so big. I'm unimaginably jealous.
Everyone Else(female):Fuck me. Now.

by longschlongmcgee6969 November 29, 2010

Peeking Groundhog

Placing your spread ass on a window and allowing your shyt to poke out.

Go up to his car and give the principal a peeking groundhog

by 0utsyder December 22, 2017

Fauci groundhog

A person willing to blindly follow Anthony Fauci down the rabbit hole without questioning where Fauci is going and why he is going there.

Nicolle Wallace is a Fauci groundhog

by Crazy Uncle Dimma January 8, 2022