groundead

The act of being grounded by your parents so badly, that you wish you were dead instead.

Jim: Hey, Matt wanna hangout this weekend?
Matt: Dude I can't. I'm groundead so bad. My parents found the bong in my room.

by groundeadforlife April 15, 2009

GroundDog Day

The Best Day of the year. It occurs every October 5th. It celebrates when the ground DOG comes out of its hole. The only one known to man is known as Charlie.

"Mom! Today is GroundDog Day!

by ceschaech October 5, 2016

Grounder

A slang or An unpredictable case of a man accused of ashamed for fault.

“ The grounder was set off last night for torturing those women”

by angeegee June 5, 2019

Grounder

A load that you catch in your hand after pulling out. In a similar motion that one would scoop a baseball up from the ground as it bounces along the ground.

I pulled out and didn't want to get it on the bed so I had to catch a grounder.

by G-manicus September 15, 2010

Grounder

To take a timed selfie of your genitalia while standing above your phone that is placed on the ground so that you get the "full package" captured.

Hey you can see the nuts and the butt hole? It must have been a Grounder...

by Spbrwa January 16, 2015

grounders

Grounders (or Outsiders, as they are known by the Mountain Men) is any of the groups of people who were born on Earth rather than in space or in Mount Weather. The Grounders are descendants of humans who survived the nuclear apocalypse 97 years ago, due to their enhanced tolerance to nuclear radiation.

"octavia is in love with one of the grounders"

by seryna March 15, 2021

Grounders

This is a TV program that People called Rachel love so much that they completely ignore there handsome and great in bed boyfriends.

Are you watching the grounders again !!

by Davengabus December 24, 2021