Gooftarded

Gooftarded (adjective): Characterized by a confusing and ultimately unsuccessful attempt to explain a topic due to a disorganized presentation of interconnected concepts, the omission of crucial information, and the unwarranted arrogant assumption of the audience's prior knowledge.

(Marval Rivals chat):
Stop playing hulk, ur gooftarded like tf. Stop running in by yourself. Do you even know what spacing is? hop off tank

by slangmandict April 20, 2025

Goonarrhea

When you jerk off on the toilet while taking a shit and throw the used toilet paper with nut into your fecal matter.

The post nut clarity hits harder when you look down in the toilet and see your goonarrhea

by Chinese Joe February 2, 2026

goonterial

gooning material

“hey u got the gooning material?”
“the goonterial u mean?”

by goonergoon February 9, 2026

goonterial

goon material = goonterial

“hey do u got the goon material”
“do u mean the goonterial”

by goonergoon February 9, 2026

Goonward

A gooner who is apart of the ward family. The origin of the goonward comes from Alexander Ward who set the gooning tradition among his family.

A goonward was seen gooning in the local hotel.

by ZDK284 February 25, 2026

Goondar

The word defining the ability to sense if a person masturbates, usually excessively.

“This man makes my Goondar tingle.”

by yuaufjf September 22, 2025

Goontree

Iykyk. Only real ones can understand

Bro let's go to the goontree

by ImagineDragonsFan524 October 14, 2025