Goonsaustion

Gooning to the point of unconsciousness

"that motherfucker was goonin so long he done got Goonsaustion"

by PotassiumTG92 January 29, 2026

GOONSIAH

A SICK, FREAKY GUY THAT PRETENDS TO BE ZESTY.

MAN, GOONSIAH HAS TO BE THE FREAKIEST IN THE OFFICE.

by GOONIEL March 7, 2025

Goonster

The gooner who knows and has participated in all the methods of gooning.

"This stinky guy keeps calling himself "the goonster""

by The One Who Goons June 17, 2025

Goonshapoon

A ritualistic and unholy concoction formed when a gooner gets so horny the begin using shampoo as a part of their "gooning enhancement routine." Typically involves slathering themselves in slippery, sudsy shampoo while edging to the brink of ego death.

Me and my boys got so worked up in the gym shower we where on the verge of a goonshapoon.

by Phoxphor June 18, 2025

Goontard

An individual who does nothing but masturbate and the only thing they think about and discuss is sexual subjects.

Jimmy is such a Goontard all he talks is Sophie Rain

by Diddy's 23rd Tooth July 30, 2025

Goonsterpiece

When you nuh all over someone's face and it lowkey looks artistic af

I asked fine shyt if she was into painting before I busted all over her and thought I was Picasso the way I genuinely made a goonsterpiece of her face

by Daddy's Patties August 29, 2025

Goontard

one who spends much of his time rubbing on his schlong only never to climax.

yo that guy's such a goontard

by tratnad November 27, 2025