Glunk

To club someone over the head with a stiff, blunt object - as a caveman would do - in order to render the person unconscious.

The homeowner grabbed a wooden bat and glunked the unaware intruder.

by asterix299 November 28, 2015

Glunk

Someone who acts cockeyed and acts slow and or takes a while to understand something

"I cant work wit your ass you such a fucking glunk, cant understand shit."

by 20th centuary SLANG August 21, 2019

gunky ball hairs

gunky ball hairs means youre a pooter cooter

gunky ball hairs means ur a pooter cooter

by kradlife April 29, 2020

Glunkin

Gluten-free. No gluten used or in the food/item.

Hey Tom, I heard they are coming out with some glunkin Oreos.

Excuse me ma’am, I am gluten-free. Will you please confirm with the chef that this steak is Glunkin?

by ilikesexalott November 16, 2020

Gunky

Its stinky like sour like funky like binky like finky like dunkey like grug from croods

Gunky Like stinkyy like funkyy ewwwwwwww

by JittyJittyChopper June 1, 2021

gulunky

When your feeling like a sims 4 character and there is no work to describe your feeling.

"Pass me a beer"

"Sure"

* gives smirk..." gullllunkkkky"

Feeling gulunky, feeling sims

by Joanna134 August 11, 2021

Gunkydink

Derogative term for an Indian or other similar person with south asian heritage (Pakistan, Bangladesh, etc) . More specifically , it’s used to describe a FOB south Asian person who can’t speak English very good and has a thick accent. Also might have a bad clothing style.

Yo did you see that gunkydink pass by? It’s been 3 hours and I can still smell the gunk in the area that he walked by in

by Mandingo simmons June 15, 2022