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Glumping

Having sex with someone who is borderline retarded / very autistic.
“Yo, you ever glumped before?”
“I did some glumping last night, its fucking awesome.”
by diaperman March 29, 2024
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Glumping

Filling a girls pussy with jello and cooling it letting the jello set, then having sex with your girl glumping her pussy. You then proceed to eat the remains like a Jell-O shot
I got so high with my girl last night we tried glumping it was so goopy and tasted yummy
by Eatmyass247 March 30, 2024
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Glumpikin

Having sex with a pumpkin.

Usually a moldy, and fuzzy pumpkin, but that's optional.

Has to be a carved pumpkin.
"Bro, I'm so horny, I could go for a glumpikin."
by Garrett Schinken April 6, 2024
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Glumpinkin

Having sex with a pumpkin

-The pumpkin has to be moldy

-The pumpkin has to be carved
"Bro, I'm so horny I could go for a glumpinkin."
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galumpkin

A Galumpkin is a sexual act, where a male (sometimes mentioned as the "galumper") lathers his testicles in peanut butter and spreads grape, or strawberry, jelly on his perineum (also referred to as a gooch) . He then jumps repeatedly, to make the testicles clap and mix the ingredients. From here another, typically man, will eat it as if it was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
"I heard that John was giving out Galumpkins, I had no clue he was a Galumper"
"I saw two guys Galumping"
by FreakyFellow142 July 23, 2024
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Galumpkin

A Galumpkin is when a male lathers his testicles with peanut butter, and spreads grape, or strawberry, jelly on his perineum (also referred to as "gooch"). He then begins the act of jumping repeatedly, which claps them together and mixes the ingredients. The man who performs this act, typically referred to as the Galumper, will then have a partner (typically another male) eat it all like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
"I just got a Galumpkin yesterday, it tasted so good!"

"Hey I heard that he is a Galumper.."
by FreakyFellow142 July 25, 2024
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Grumpkin

The act of giving a blumpkin while angry
Dude this girl gave me the best grumpkin last night
by QtBann May 10, 2024
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