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glucose tolerance test

A four-letter word: hell. Doctors usually order this if you're at risk for diabetes. You are forced to fast prior to the test which can last up to five hours and your blood is taken every half hour.
I can only work part-time tomorrow because I have a glucose tolerance test tomorrow. If the test comes back and says I have diabetes, then I'm probably screwed.
by The Real Driller May 19, 2022
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Glucosian

Someone who heavily depends on glucose (sugar) in their blood from food and isn't adapted to burning fat for energy. Symptoms include easily getting "hangry" or craving food often.
She needed a snack before her run because she was a glucosian.
by Myquazowskee June 18, 2022
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Glubo

A amazing game device made by greenskull ai!
I was playing the "GLUBO" last night
by funny error man August 19, 2023
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Bisectional Glutophilia

The fetish for half-assing things. Could be figurative( appreciates little amount of effort, similar to attraction to bad boys) or literal( attracted to people w/ one buttcheek)

Not to be confused with the love of gluten.
She's got bisectional glutophilia; the less they care, the better they are.
It's hard to find women who interest me; bisectional glutaphilia really narrows the dating pool
by daCheminist April 17, 2017
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horse glucose hoarder

a thief who steals glucose from horses using a syringe and hoards it for no apparent use.
Catch him! hes that horse glucose hoarder
by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020
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Gyaldem glucose

If you are the gyaldem glucose, this means you get bare gel because your leng, you attract bare beanies
by MrNpc.Kbizz February 16, 2022
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GLDojo

A 1990s website ran by irc grammar laureate David "Zanshin" Van de Ven that dealt strictly in the business of the graphically superior GL Quake and other games that took advantage of 3dfx hardware, specifically the glide api. Zanshin used the site to springboard himself into a life of mail order groceries, shady meetings behind adult bookstores, along with DNA and Age of Conan tattoos.
The GLDojo is the place to go for all of your Gl Quake needs!
by thehoserx January 25, 2010
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