gludo

a big steroid taking dude that hates emos.he is bad tempered,and very hard to beat.if you see gludo coming,you better get the hell out of there

RUN AWAY,GLUDO'S COMING!!!!

by rated x productions November 22, 2011

glubo

a video game company made by GreenSkullAi. it may be fictional but it has been ranked 4300% faster than the latest playstation models

glubo

by glubo user December 18, 2022

glucose guardian

Gender neutral term for an older (but not always) individual who takes care of someone in the form of money or expensive gifts oftentimes in exchange for companionship or sexual favors

Steve: damn I'm so broke dude I need me a glucose guardian

Dave: man what?

Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money

by Youngmagi December 1, 2016

GLaDOS

Some random AI that has two different appearances in Portal 1 and 2.
Hella tryna poison me with neurotoxin, failed two times.
Muthafuka sent Wheatley and Space Core a free trip to space (no returns).
Has once been fit into a potato. Nicknamed PotatOS.

Bro: Hey wanna eat some mashed potato for dinner?
Me: Hell naw. It might be GLaDOS infected. I don’t wanna poison someone with neurotoxin.

by The Gaiaphage April 7, 2019

GLUD

General look of underlying despair is the smile you can wear all hours of the day, to signal you have died inside years ago, but the rot hasn’t reached your outer skin yet.

A: He looks Glud.
B: Yeah, he started dying from the inside a long time ago, but he doesn’t let it show.

by Not kim jung un November 7, 2019

GLaDOS

Aperture Science's greatest creation, the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System; or GLaDOS, is a super computer with an 'infinite capacity for knowledge' who runs the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.

GLaDOS' personality is made up by four 'cores'- spheres loaded with data that instill a sense of curiosity, morality, logic (or, alternatively, cake or memory), and anger into her system. The Morality core is notorious for failing, or being blocked, allowing her to go on rampages that end in the death of Aperture Science employees (by way of deadly neurotoxic gas), and run insane tests for the good of all of us.

GLaDOS will never value your safety over your unique ideas and creativity.

by Dr. Paine August 17, 2009

GLaDOS

GLaDOS is the massive supercomputer of Apeture Science. GLaDOS is one of the only 2 main characters in the first Portal, and is still a main character in Portal 2. GLaDOS had different cores plugged into the sides of her. The last core was plugged in late, but this was because she flooded the Enrichment Centre with a deadly nerotoxin, the core was the Morality core (Followed on from her curisoty, anger and inteligence cores) and was supposed to stop her from flooding the enrichment centre. When Chell meets GLaDOS, GLaDOS mentions a suprise, but instead of the suprise (most likely going to be nerotoxin) her morality core falls out. Trying to tell Chell to leave it alone, Chell incinerates it, and she starts flooding the enrichment centre again. GLaDOS stands for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. GLaDOS also was killed by Chell, but re-awakened by Wheatly and Chell a later few thousand years on, and want to continue testing.

GLaDOS's Morality core causes her to lie.

Example:

GLaDOS: You are doing, very well!
GLaDOS: You will be baked, and then, there will be cake.

by Hunter4271 July 5, 2011