Ghetto gloves

When socks are used to keep hands warm in the absence of proper outerwear.

"Hey Bob, are those mittens without thumbs?"
"No, they're my ghetto gloves Bill..."
Bill looks down at Bobs sockless feet and understands all too well.

by heyduke December 13, 2009

Velcro Gloves

Gloves with palms and fingers covered with velcro, used to hold onto wool. Rumoured to be found at most shops in rural towns close to sheep. Very useful when your a Sheep Shagger. Stops the sheep from running away during intercourse.

Crikey mate my velcro gloves have warn through do you have a pair I can borrow?

by Jellyphant July 29, 2003

goo glove

A rag, cloth etc. that is used for the capture and cleaning of semen after masturbation.

"As i was finishing I reached for my handy dandy goo glove."

by squirtin' burton June 29, 2008

Love Glove

a condom

see condom

love glove is a term meaning condom used when in a situation where you want to cut chances of tension by using a sillier version.

(At Work) Hey, Chad, I don't think your wife can take another birth. Next time, use a love glove!

(At School) Is Mr. Davis leaving because he didn't use a love glove?

(To One night stander) Like I am going to believe you are born ammune to diseases!! Get a love glove!

(before making love) I'm on the pill but use a love glove anyway.

by Delannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 28, 2008

gold glove

While fingering a girl - she pees, giving her partner a "gold glove"

Sasha is disgusting. She gave me a gold glove last night.

by sharon-needles July 2, 2009

Glove Palsy

When your work institutes an always wear gloves policy and everyones hard earned callusus and rough man hands turn baby soft due to always wearing gloves while working.

ever since my job's new policy forced me to use these felt lined gloves for working with sheetmetal my glove palsy has become terminal.

by kharnifex707 June 3, 2011

Bitch Gloves

Black latex gloves that alter the personality of the wearer making them act like a bitch.

Watch out, Kim is wearing her bitch gloves today!

by bostonrevere February 28, 2011