(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013
Gloves with palms and fingers covered with velcro, used to hold onto wool. Rumoured to be found at most shops in rural towns close to sheep. Very useful when your a Sheep Shagger. Stops the sheep from running away during intercourse.
by Jellyphant July 29, 2003
"As i was finishing I reached for my handy dandy goo glove."
by squirtin' burton June 29, 2008
a condom
see condom
love glove is a term meaning condom used when in a situation where you want to cut chances of tension by using a sillier version.
see condom
love glove is a term meaning condom used when in a situation where you want to cut chances of tension by using a sillier version.
(At Work) Hey, Chad, I don't think your wife can take another birth. Next time, use a love glove!
(At School) Is Mr. Davis leaving because he didn't use a love glove?
(To One night stander) Like I am going to believe you are born ammune to diseases!! Get a love glove!
(before making love) I'm on the pill but use a love glove anyway.
(At School) Is Mr. Davis leaving because he didn't use a love glove?
(To One night stander) Like I am going to believe you are born ammune to diseases!! Get a love glove!
(before making love) I'm on the pill but use a love glove anyway.
by Delannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 29, 2008
by sharon-needles July 03, 2009
by Seagulls Of Satan August 04, 2008
When your work institutes an always wear gloves policy and everyones hard earned callusus and rough man hands turn baby soft due to always wearing gloves while working.
ever since my job's new policy forced me to use these felt lined gloves for working with sheetmetal my glove palsy has become terminal.
by kharnifex707 May 10, 2011