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Given't

Give not, just a cool way to say give no.
I given't a single fuck about polotics.
by [Jay] February 14, 2021
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Ever Given

1. a boat that went aground in the Suez canal during the COVID-19 crisis in 2021.
2. any overlarge, over-built, or absurdly huge thing offered as a solution to a problem that has already been more-or-less adequately solved. Ever Givens lead to further new problems because of their poor conception.
3. a person with a bloated ego, especially a person with a currently ballooning ego, who thinks that he/she/it (it could be AI or an android (see HAL 9000 in "2001: A Space Odyssey")) can solve any problem or is potentially infallible.
The Ever Given (1) was an Ever Given (2), piloted, steered, and captained by a bunch of Ever Givens (3).
by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022
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fucks were given

When you cared about a person, group or cause that means something emotionally, spiritually or existentially
I joined the Liberal Democrats... Fucks were given...
by sabzwin July 5, 2016
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The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.

DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)
There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).
by Andj87 May 19, 2016
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given' gump

A man who masturbates so frequently he ejaculates at any given time, usually men who are gungerin' up
EW! His pants are wet, he must be given' gump!!
by Annoying prick who's annoying November 28, 2002
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gloiven

Believed to be the Jewish slang for anus, or a random exclamation of enjoyment. Often a source of pain, pain in the gloiven.
Frink: 100% chance of PAIN! PAIN in da gloiven!
by matt October 24, 2003
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goiven

someone who has the characterists of a dork, nerd, geek etc. Physical features include large pointy nose, beady eyes often with glasses, large ears, physical strength not great or skinny, slim.
That guy with the goofy face is a REAL goiven!
by Dr. Q May 18, 2006
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