It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.
Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!
by Wonkinson May 18, 2023
Get the Ghosty Subway Self-Wipermug. A little Japanese kitten that shoved her sandpaper tongue down Simmi's throat and pimped her out to Kat and Apple :(
by skadeet July 21, 2020
Get the Ghostymug. by anonymous October 3, 2020
Get the Ghostie Boimug. 
When two people simultaneously ghost eachother. But the last text from whoever was the last to text can’t be a question.
by Bananas34 July 11, 2020
Get the ghosty ghostmug. by Asha Grove November 21, 2020
Get the Ghostiemug. the art of wrapping a passed-out party go-er in clingfilm and leaving them to sleep, only to awake to find they are unable to move their limbs. this will normally after happen when the unlucky person has got themselves drunk. and along with their hangover. would enjoy having their limbs clingilmed to their body. this is a hilarious prank, especially since its easy to achieve, being ghostied is fun for all. apart from the ghostied.
by johnoryley August 19, 2010
Get the ghostiedmug.