Lurkin' gherkin

A cat just lurkin' about spying on you (in general) or especially whilst on the toilet or in the shower.....

A weird person watching you....or whom you notice is about looking suss

Omg, I feel like I'm being watched....
Oh phew, it's just my cat being a lurkin' gherkin!

That weirdo over there is just lurkin' like a gherkin

by Bubbles81 April 29, 2024

Tyler Gherkin fish

A fatso who has diabetes and who's mum is obese and stuck in the doorway.

Oh my gosh that kid is a really ugly Tyler gherkin fish

by Jsjsjsjmsmsmsiiwiwjndn May 15, 2017

Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.

Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now

by Lunistice November 14, 2020

Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.

Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin

by Distant Creeping Death July 11, 2019

slippery gherkin

an infected circumcision

Bro my slippery gherkin is really stinging today

by Mr Picklepox April 25, 2018

Gherkin Language

Gherkin language, where you replace every vowel with an “ar” and make sure to make the word noticeable and that you can pronounce it , you do not need to change every vowel.

This lainguage is commonly used by the rowdy and party kids in Wellington, Palm Beach and pretty much all over south Florida.

Yar Brar thart shart wars wild carnnot belarve yar farcked har larst narght.

“Yo Bro that shit was wild cannot believe you fucked her last night.”
“Damn dude your caught up in the Gherkin Language.”

by Pussyslayer240 January 23, 2018

bloody gherkin

When a guy with a micropenis has sex with a girl on her period.

“Trevor has a bloody gherkin after getting with Jess during that time of the month.”

by temper k January 12, 2020