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Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.
Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now
by Lunistice November 14, 2020
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Lurkin' gherkin

A cat just lurkin' about spying on you (in general) or especially whilst on the toilet or in the shower.....

A weird person watching you....or whom you notice is about looking suss
Omg, I feel like I'm being watched....
Oh phew, it's just my cat being a lurkin' gherkin!

That weirdo over there is just lurkin' like a gherkin
by Bubbles81 April 29, 2024
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slippery gherkin

Bro my slippery gherkin is really stinging today
by Mr Picklepox May 30, 2018
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Gherkin slurper

A woman or man who gives a particularly sloppy or messy blow job, usually forgoing the traditional finale
of spit or swallow in favor of simply letting your manly essence run down your shaft, balls and ultimately into your ass crack.
yeah the head was good but she was a real gherkin slurper..... I was cleaning myself up for like 15 minutes afterwards
by Victor Davenport August 18, 2016
mugGet the Gherkin slurpermug.

bloody gherkin

When a guy with a micropenis has sex with a girl on her period.
“Trevor has a bloody gherkin after getting with Jess during that time of the month.”
by temper k January 11, 2020
mugGet the bloody gherkinmug.

Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.
Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin
by Distant Creeping Death July 10, 2019
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Jerkin’ for gherkin

When someone really wants to eat a pickle. Even more so if it is of the Gherkin variety
“Bro, I’m jerkin’ for gherkin
by anonymous July 3, 2024
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