geiselle

geiselle is the most ratchet, basic, ho ass bitch you will ever meet.

She is usually in black or galaxy print leggins
with timberlands and mc donalds $1 coffee in a starbucks tumbler.

Darius: hey dood his u see tht girl geiselle

quintana: who the one in the black legginz

by bossassbitch14 April 23, 2014

Geiselle

Geiselle is the most beautiful loyal girl ever . She has some slaying eyebrows and all guys want her . She's freaky ass hell she isn't just about looks . She has a bomb ass personality ride or die . She is very intelligent down to earth person .

Everyone needs a good friend everyone needs a Geiselle.

by Chicken wings and frys April 25, 2017

Muddy Geyser

This is when you cook for your girlfriend or wife and lace her food with a shitload of laxatives. Your then having anal sex with her and as your about to cum you punch her in the stomach as hard as you can. You cum in her ass then hold on for dear life with your cock still in her ass while her stomach just rumbles. You pull out last second and her ass then erupts violently covering the room in cum and feces.

My wife pissed me off on valentine's day so I cooked her dinner and gave her a muddy geyser.

by Deuce Master December 1, 2014

geysering

after puddling your partner. on there back they push down like they are going to poop and then the old faithful come geysering.

i drilled her with my puddle last night and ten minutes later she shot a geysering all over my face.

by GMFU and the ROC August 17, 2008

Geyseromaniac

a person who has intense desire to switch on the geyser and always forget to switch it off.

Geyseromaniacs are one of the prominent reasons behind increased electricity consumption.

by rockinSS November 25, 2009

Circle Geyser

A difficult sexual maneuver whereby a female completes multiple back-spins naked while becoming so aroused as to cause a fountain like spray to emanate from her vagina. The spray should land in a perfect circle just outside the circumference of the back-spins.

Female military members must throw a salute just above the vagina during the maneuver to earn full credit.

Her Circle Geyser was so perfect, I threw a penny into her vagina and made a wish.

by LZyouknowwhoiis January 29, 2009

Glysel

Glysel is a sweet young girl. She loves the food from anywhere. Glysel could be a really nice person towards the/her elders. She enjoys helping her mother and father out in the kitchen. She absolutely HATES dogs! And one more thing, she can make anyone fall for her in an instant.

Hey Glysel wanna go out for a drink some time?

by YurBbBoyKen April 10, 2019